How many fantasy characters does it take to change a light bulb?
Epic Fantasy Writer: How many you got?
Traditional Fantasy Writer: One. There can be only one Chosen One.
Quest Fantasy Writer: One, but s/he must form a party of adventurers to retrieve the magic pliers first.
Romantic Fantasy Writer: Two, but they must do it while sharing a passionate kiss.
Erotic Fantasy Writer: Three, but they must do it naked while sharing a passionate kiss.
Dark Fantasy Writer: One, as long as it's done with a tentacle slithering from the bottomless pit.
Urban fantasy writer: Three. A werewolf, a vampire, and a chick in leather with a gun.
Literary Fantasy Writer: One, but it will take me four pages to describe it.
Slipstream Fantasy Writer: Is the light bulb an allegory for birth or death?
Science Fiction Writer: Who still uses light bulbs? Honestly...