My Helpful Friend sent me a link to this site where people have posted one-sentence true stories. They range from hilarious to poignant, and some of them are pretty good. Some of my favorites:
"I lost my virginity in a fraternity bunk bed, I lost my dignity on the fire escape the next morning, and I lost my sanity buying the pregnancy test the next month."
"If I could fold the country like a Mad Magazine cover, I'd bring Baton Rouge to Denver."
"201 electricity-free hours will make you reconsider ever buying frozen fish again."
"I began my story with "I'm not pregnant" because I knew he would want to know the ending first."
"My childhood and my dog share a grave in my backyard."
Another reminder that good things can come in small packages.